how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

(impersonating spock) the illogic of love is irrefutable

genetically engineered online girl

i just saw a post on facebook about someone having a heart attack and someone saying i hope they die

Hey Guys!
Watch me play minecraft 😄
(all my minecraft videos are on twitch)

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

I can't stand the harry potter characters

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

u guys r so dumb if u think i actually enjoy streaming