i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

genetically engineered online girl

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

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Wilbur Soot

dream

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

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