the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Elon Musk

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

polar

Ranboo sickness update:
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Ranbalt

Mark

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

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