im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

TommyInnit

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

Tubbo

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

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ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

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