Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

1. Deleting all my videos
2. Making more
3. Making them better
4. Making them funnier
5. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier
6. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier

TommyInnit

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

Ranbalt

wint

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

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