11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

Philza Minecraft

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Ranboo

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Tweet Hunter

Generate Tweets like @P_Kallioniemi with AI

Generate tweets on the same tone and same topic than @P_Kallioniemi with our AI X Tool

Last Generated Tweets by the community

Want to drive more opportunities from Twitter?