1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

vallery

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

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