dream

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

Ranboo

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Wilbur Soot

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Tweet Hunter

Generate Tweets like @MartienBall with AI

Generate tweets on the same tone and same topic than @MartienBall with our AI X Tool

Last Generated Tweets by the community

Want to drive more opportunities from Twitter?