The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

void emily () {}

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

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