i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

hasanabi

Maggdalene

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

Ranboo

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

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