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TommyInnit

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Sam Parr

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

Tubbo

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

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