ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

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2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

the best way not to get fired is to never work

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.