After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

Elon Musk

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Mark

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

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