1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

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ichika

OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

TommyInnit

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

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