I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

Mark

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Ranboo thought of the day:
Do people ever stop to think that when they say they are “uncomfortable” with homosexuality that they are saying they are uncomfortable with them being happy?

Ranbalt

Tubbo

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

Philza Minecraft

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

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