im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math