david 🧋

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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Wilbur Soot

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

Ranboo

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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