You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now