When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

billzo

Ranboo

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

Mark

TommyInnit

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

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