Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Ranboo

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

TommyInnit

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Tubbo

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

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