hello im kanye west and im 99% sure im kanye west 😂

hyaAAHFUCKAGHOST

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

just realized george is 22 years old today

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

I just found a $1 bill in my back pocket.

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

omg just noticed my prozac prescription has expired

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

Ok so like I’m tired. Like really tired. My brain hurts. I can’t focus. I need to sleep.

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

ive had the most educational year of my life

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today