TommyInnit

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

dream

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

Tubbo

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

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