void emily () {}

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

wint

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

Patrick 🦉

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc

soph(antom) 👻🐷 | TOTK IN 200 DAYS!

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

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