i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

genetically engineered online girl

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

nephyrAHHH!!!!

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

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