So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

Elon Musk

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

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Wilbur Soot

polar

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

TommyInnit

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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