Sam Parr

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Mark

dream

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Maggdalene

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

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