The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

Elon Musk

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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