im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.