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Wilbur Soot

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

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