BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

genetically engineered online girl

Wilbur Soot

Bip 🦔

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

dream

Ranboo

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

wint

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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