tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

I'M GOING ON A VACATION OF MY LIFE. I'M NOT GOING BACK.

TommyInnit

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

crumbkin

Elon Musk

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

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