...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

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