i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

wint

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

Sam Parr

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

Ranbalt

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

Elon Musk

The “no one’s going to care” meme is hilarious to me. Like, obviously people care. Like, if someone says “no one’s going to care” to me, I’m going to care. Because I care about things

Big Joel

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Ranboo

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

I been talking to my fans (the real fans)

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

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Wilbur Soot

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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