Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

Elon Musk

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

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