just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

wint

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

dream

@levelsio

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

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