TommyInnit

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Mark

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

@levelsio

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

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