im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

wint

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Imaginary Internet Friend🚬🚬

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

Tubbo

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

dream

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

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