do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins