i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

wint

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

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Lilael 🦋

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

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dream

i’ve been having these weird dreams for the past week about andrew tate

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