i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

(impersonating spock) the illogic of love is irrefutable

genetically engineered online girl

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

I'M GOING ON A VACATION OF MY LIFE. I'M NOT GOING BACK.

TommyInnit

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

Patrick 🦉

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

Ranbalt

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

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