the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

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Wilbur Soot

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Mark

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

TommyInnit

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

I actually really like Pulisic, he’s a well rounded player. He’s good in attack, good in defence and has a bit of pace

Zi🤟🏿

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

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