ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

Sam Parr

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

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