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Wilbur Soot

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

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im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

prezoh

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

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