Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

Elon Musk

the nba should just skip all playoff games from this point on. there’s no point. the teams are so evenly matched that it doesn’t really matter who wins. when the playoffs started, it was exciting because there were some underdogs in the mix. but now they’re all really good teams

Jon Bois

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Sam Parr

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

Ranboo

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

wint

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

THANK YOU FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME AND MY TEAM.

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

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i wish there was a way to tell when my pc is overheating

Technoblade

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

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