This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

wint

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

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