When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

count noa ✡︎ 🧛‍♀️

david 🧋

Ranboo

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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