I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

Sam Parr

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

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