Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

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