3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

Ranboo

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

dream

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

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