dream

America, I’m back and what’s more I’m armed and dangerous.

TommyInnit

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

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ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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