Bip 🦔

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Ranboo

Sam Parr

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

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