I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Mark

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

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Wilbur Soot

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

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