its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

polar

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

billzo

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

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i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

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