i’ve just been informed that my tendency to become very attached to specific inanimate objects makes me a tulpa

genetically engineered online girl

Ok so like I’m tired. Like really tired. My brain hurts. I can’t focus. I need to sleep.

Quinn and Conspiracy (of ravens)

1. i accidentally gave ranboo my captain sparklez merch instead of my merch  😭
2. koko's easter bunny was super easterly awesome  👍
3. koko's easter bunny was super easterly awesome  👍
4. koko's easter

crumblet 🇻🇳 ethan winters #1 fan

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

Elon Musk

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

Sam Parr

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Wilbur Soot

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

wint

17.9 mill. omg. thank you guys so much. i’m so happy. i can’t believe it. :)

dream

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

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