The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

im so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so

Dream

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

2020 is going to be the year I become a millionaire, mark my words

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

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