polar

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

wint

just gonna finish my 24h stream then im done! :)

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

Bip 🦔

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

Wilbur Soot

Elon Musk

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

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