Sam Parr

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

billzo

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

Ryan Letourneau

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

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